Quote of the Day
"Saddam Hussein decides he wants to show he's alive. So his man says: 'Why don't you hold a newspaper headline, so that everyone knows the film isn't a prerecording?' 'Great idea,' he says, and gets a page headed 'Blackburn Disappoint in Dull Match.' 'That's no bloody use,' says the man. 'That could have been written any time in the last two years.'" - Alastair Campbell