Quote of the Day
"And how did you enjoy the show, Mrs Washington? ... Yes, I'm afraid we did enjoy the show, Mrs Washington."
So begins and ends Peter Preston's Guardian column today, demonstrating that neither he nor, it would seem, the paper's editor can tell the difference between George Washington and Abraham Lincoln. I look forward to the Guardian report sympathising with the blood on Pat Nixon's dress, and asking whether Jimmy Carter's reputation has fully recovered from Monicagate.